Thursday, March 31, 2022

Jokes!!!

Tomorrow is April fools day, so today i will tell you 10 jokes.

1. what do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
2. What animal needs to wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
3. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
4. Who stole the soap? 
The robber ducky!
5. Whats a cats favourite colour?
Purr-ple!
6. What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
7. What do you call a horse that is next door?
Neigh-bor
8. What do y!ou say at Easter?
Hoppy easter!
9. Where do lemons go when they're hurt?
 Lemon- aid!
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
 It wasn't peeling well!
* Credits to ducksters.com and istockphoto.com



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