Christmas jokes

 20 days to go till Christmas so today i will tell you 10 Christmas jokes.

1. What type of bug hates Christmas?

    a humbug!

2. Where do Santa's Reindeer stop for coffee?

star bucks!

3. Why does everyone love Frosty the snowman?

     because he's cool!

4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

   snowflakes!

5. Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elfis Presley!

6. What two countries should the chef use when he's making Christmas dinner?

Turkey and Greece!

7. Where do snowmen go to dance?

the snowball!

8. What do fish sing during the winter?

Christmas corals!

9. What do Santa's Elf's learn at school?

the Elfabet!

10. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Santa pause!

* Credits to istockphoto.com and scoutlife.org