Jokes!!!

Tomorrow is April fools day, so today i will tell you 10 jokes.

1. what do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

2. What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

3. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

4. Who stole the soap? 

The robber ducky!

5. Whats a cats favourite colour?

Purr-ple!

6. What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment!

7. What do you call a horse that is next door?

Neigh-bor

8. What do y!ou say at Easter?

Hoppy easter!

9. Where do lemons go when they're hurt?

 Lemon- aid!

10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

 It wasn't peeling well!

* Credits to ducksters.com and istockphoto.com

Crab

 This weeks fantastic fish fact file is a Crab!🦀🦀

Facts:

Scientific name: Brachyura

Lifespan: 4 years

Length: 4 1/2 to 5 inches

Height: 0.27 to 0.47 inches

Diet: dead or alive fish, other crabs, barnacles, plants, snails, shrimp and worms

Fun facts:

They have 10 legs.

Crabs don't have a heart.

Their blood is blue.

* Credits to wiki and 10-facts-about.com

Happy mother's day

 Today is the day where we celebrate our mums. Our mums created us and i bet you love your's.

Even if you get in a fight with your mum, she loves you and will protect and hug you.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!🎕

*Credits to timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Name poems

 On Monday, it was national poetry day so today we will do a name poem.

For example, mine would be:

Modest

Imaginative

Loving

Optimistic 🙉

As you can see, all the words begin the letters of my name going across.

If you do one, show it to me and i will say what i think about it.

* Credits to name.vukki.net

Mako Sharks

 This weeks fantastic fish fact file is a Mako Shark.🦈🦈🦈

Facts: 

Scientific name: Selachimorpha 

Lifespan: 20-30 years

Length: males: 11-13 feet females: 15-16 feet 

Height: 5-8 feet

Diet: squid and bony fishes including mackerels, tunas, bonitos, swordfish, other sharks, sea turtles and porpoises

Fun facts:

They are extremely intelligent. They love warm waters. They are the fastest sharks in the world.

Yesterday was national poetry day, so on Thursday we will do name poems😎.

* Credits to wiki and turbosquid.com

10 new movies for kids

 My birthday was great. I had a malteser cake and i got a lot of presents and cards.

Today, i will tell you 10 new movies for kids.

1. Turning red

2. Encanto

3. Sing 2

4. Hotel Transylvania: Tranformania

5. Rumble

6. Back to the outback 

7. Diary of a wimpy kid

8. Ron's gone wrong

9. Boss baby 2

10. Clifford the big red dog

On Tuesday, we will learn about sharks!!!!!!!!

* Credits to theverge.com

Diary of a wimpy kid quiz

 This week's quiz is a diary of a wimpy kid quiz.

Questions

1. Who writes and illustrates the wimpy kid books?

2. What is Greg's mom called?

3. How many journals has Greg written?

4. What is the best thing about Bombshells Beauty Salon?

5. Who is Greg's dad called?

6. What does Manny call Greg?

7. What is Rowley's surname?

8. When is Greg's birthday?

9. Who is Greg's older brother called?

10. Who was the fastest runner in fifth grade?

Answers

1. Jeff Kinney 

2. Susan 

3. 16

4. The gossip

5. Frank

6. Bubby

7. Jefferson

8. 23rd February

9. Rodrick

10. Ronnie Mccoy

* Credits to wimpykidwiki.com and funtrivia.com

By the way, my birthday is tomorrow and i am so excited!

Jellyfish

 Welcome back. this our first fantastic fish fact file and its a Jellyfish. 

Facts:

Scientific name: Scyphozoa

Lifespan: 1-3 years

Length: 40 cm

Height: About 1 millimeter

Diet: Fish, shrimps, crabs and tiny plants

Fun facts:

Some Jellyfish can glow in the dark.

Some Jellyfish are immortal.

There's a giant Jellyfish called the Hair Jelly!!!

* Credits to wiki and hawaiioceanproject.com

Daisy Drew Fyne

 Like i said on Thursday, i will tell you about my baby sister Daisy Drew Fyne!

Firstly, Daisy was born on the 25th of Feb this year.

She has dark, blue eyes and we think she has strawberry- blonde hair.

She likes being sick, drinking milk, being changed and CUDDLES!!!!!!!🍼

She is the best sister in the world and we all love her (especially me).

Thank you to everyone who gave presents, cards and cuddles. It means a lot.

On Tuesday we find out about jellyfish!!! 

Andrew Height

 Today would have been my grandad's birthday but he passed away last year and he was an artist.

His art is so inspiring, so today i'm going to show some art he made.

On Sunday is my news, which is the new addition to the Fynes! Daisy Drew Fyne!!!!!